A few days ago, I was asked by someone about stuff that I’m very picky about. Obviously, I got around to discussing my computer and how picky I was about it. Considering I had to answer ‘her’, I thought I’d extend the concept and come up with a totally random list that forms some axioms of my life. In other words, a list of stuff that as a rule, I believe, and no matter what, my opinion about it will not change in ordinary circumstances. Call me biased or whatever, I really don’t care.
Oh wait a minute. before I start, there’s something I need to make clear.
‘Disclaimer: - The Apple iPod and the Apple iPhone suck, even in case Apple comes up with a near impossible event of paying me a million bucks a day to like the above mentioned products. Due to my utter hatred for the above, they are not considered worthy enough even to qualify for this shitty list ‘
Now that I feel a lot better, let me actually begin.
1. Sachin Tendulkar is God. No question about it.
2. A. R. Rahman is God with a coating of heavenly genius. No current music diector in India comes even remotely close. (I’m listening to ‘Tu Hi Meri Dost hai’ from Yuvvraaj as I type this)
3. Nokia makes the best consumer mobile handsets in the world. (HTC comes a very close second).
4. People who say they need a mobile phone just to call and send messages, are telling you the most blatant lie. (Dad, how’s your N95?)
5. 80% of all Mobile Phone users in India have no idea about even half the features of their phone.
6. Indians are the biggest racists in the world.
7. I did not, do not, and will ever not believe in the concept of a joint family.
8. Public Display of affection is just a way to show-off. Get a room, guys!
9. I do not respect elders for their age and listen to what they say. If they’re giving me tripe, I don’t care if they’re 20 or 90. (Explains why my grandfather is not too fond of me :p)
10. I’ll always be obsessed with being prepared well in advance. I hate last minute unnecessary brainstorming.
11. 95% of the people who know me, do not really know me.
12. Out of those 95%, I really don’t like 85% of the people.
13. If you’re actually reading this bullshit, then you’re surely not in the 85%.
2 Comments until now
wowww….ive actuallly learrnt a lot from this ‘BULLSHIT’ so dont call it that! i learnt abt the sachin tendulkar oone the hard way.
hehe I like the bit about not being in the 85% - you seem to have a LOT of friends then
And while I agree with 3 & 5, I don’t agree with 4. While it would be nice to have a camera or a music player in the phone, its nice in a completely unessential way, and I am not sure its worth the added costs, and the added weight.
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