I needed a nickname that defined me. Cyberjunkie was too ‘teenage’ and could easily be confused for someone desperate for cybersex. So, after wearing my thinking cap for something that seemed like a century, I coined

UberTechnophileâ„¢

The word itself is composed of two parts, as is obvious -
Uber and Technophilia which collectively are supposed to mean a super technology enthusiast

And hence,

My Phone - UberTech-N80
My computer - UberTech-PC
My Wireless router - UberTech-Router
My Flash Drive - UberTech-Flash
My phone’s memory card - UberTech-1gb

And the other names follow the same convention. So, did someone say I overdo it? Yet another useless fact that bears little or no signficance to anyone else.

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