A few days ago, I got a call from HDFC Bank..

“Hello? May I speak to Prasanna Sambasivan?”
“Yes, go ahead?”

“Sir, this is a call for the HDFC Kids account you had enquired about in our Vashi Branch”

Twenty seven seconds of stunned silence followed.

And then, flabbergasted,

“I’m yet to see my girlfriend more than 6 months at a stretch, and you’re telling me I asked about an HDFC Kids account?”

“Yes, as per our records.”

Click. I Hang up. Confused, and still am, about what mistake COULD have possibly happened.
Mamta, if you read this, I swear to God I’m innocent. Alternatively, I’ve not planned that far ahead.

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